Left Behindfeld: a comedy about a book about nothing. The following covers the "activity" of Tribulation Force.
“Buck” Williams = Jerry Seinfeld
Rayford Steele = George Costanza
Chloe Steele = Elaine Bennis
Rev. Bruce Barnes = Kramer
Guest starring Christina Hendricks as Hattie Durham
Plus special guest star playing the role of Nicolae Carpathia
[SCENE: A Chinese restaurant. JERRY and GEORGE are already seated.]
GEORGE: They’re almost a half-hour late! Where could they be?
JERRY: I don’t know. I called Elaine and left her a message with the address & the table time.
GEORGE: Are they standing us up? Did you talk to Elaine? What did she find out about Hattie? What did she say to Hattie about me?
JERRY: I haven’t heard from Elaine. Maybe she’s still at home. I’ll go call & see if I can reach her.
JERRY gets up, goes off-screen to the pay phones.
[Cut to: a pulpit on a dias; KRAMER comes into frame from the left, wearing rumpled frock, unshaven. He stumbles as he walks up, catching himself on the pulpit, which nearly tips over. He straightens up, and runs a hand through his horribly wiry hair.]
KRAMER: Uh, hey. Hey everybody…
[Cut back to the restaurant. ELAINE is just getting seated. JERRY walks in from the other side of the screen]
JERRY: Oh good, you made it. I just checked my voice mail to see if you’d called.
GEORGE: Where’s Hattie? Didn’t you two come together?
ELAINE: George, she’s not coming.
GEORGE: You didn’t tell her I would be here, did you?
ELAINE: Well, I wasn’t going use your story about not feeling safe alone with Jerry!
JERRY (to George): You think she’s not safe being alone with me?
ELAINE: Actually, after some of the things she said, I’m not too sure about you.
GEORGE: It was just part of the plan, Jerry. It’s not like you two need my permission to date. Though if anyone had asked, I would have offered my blessing. I’m happy to chaperon…
JERRY: You know you’re perfectly safe with me, don’t you Elaine?
ELAINE: From what Hattie said, I’m starting to think any woman would be safe alone with you…
GEORGE: Why did you ruin my perfect plan? We could have had a nice dinner, talked about Jesus, and shamed her into quitting her new job and breaking up with the Anti-Christ! Now I gotta go think up a new plan!
JERRY (to Elaine): So, still want dinner?
[End Credits music bed playing]
[JERRY is talking on the phone in his apartment]
JERRY: You know, in spite of it all, I think dinner went OK.
[cut to GEORGE sitting on the couch of his own apartment, holding the phone]
GEORGE: What’d you talk about?
JERRY: How much we want to talk to each other, when we could meet to talk again, what kinds of things we might talk about next time.
GEORGE: Then what?
JERRY: Well, I wanted to check my voice mail to make sure I hadn’t missed any calls, and she decided she’d rather go home.
[cut to KRAMER, standing by the door of a church, shaking hands with the parishioners. Nearby, a man in a dark suit stands, watching him.]
OLDER MALE CHURCH PATRON: A very interesting sermon. Do you believe Carpathia is the Anti-Christ?
KRAMER (nervously smiling): Well, now, I never said that, did I?
FEMALE CHURCH PATRON: But you said that the Anti-Christ would be known by certain signs! And Carpathia meets all the signs!
KRAMER (increasingly nervous, looking & smiling at MAN IN DARK SUIT): I’m certainly not naming any names! Not pointing any fingers! The Anti-Christ could be anybody, really.
MALE CHURCH PATRON: But your sermon seemed pretty –
KRAMER: Hey buddy, Scripture is a mysterious thing! Don’t go around trying to put words in the mouth of God!
OTHER CHURCH PATRON: So you’re saying Carpathia is not the Anti-Christ?
KRAMER (flustered): Um, ah, er, God works in mysterious ways. Don’t try to second guess the mind of god! It’s all there in the Book of Revelations! It’s in the Bible people!
[cut to HATTIE walking down the street with someone at night; we can only see him from behind; he is blonde, and wearing a long dark coat. ]
HATTIE: I’m so glad to see you. I’ve had a really bad day. This guy I used to work with is still trying to get in touch with me. When we worked together, all he would talk about was how unhappy he was with his wife. Now, he’s trying to get me to have dinner with him, apparently for Jesus’ sake. He’s really creepy around women in general; he actually got one of his female friends to ask me out for him!
CARPATHIA (still from behind): He’s probably just realized most people never get a second chance, and regretting that he missed his opportunity for happiness. Is he still hanging around that washed-up journalist?
HATTIE: Yeah. They’re probably on the phone right now, talking about Jesus. Still, there’s something really not right about him. He always acts like he’s the most important person in the room. I’m almost worried he’ll try to do something to me for rejecting him.
CARPATHIA turns to HATTIE, revealing guest-star ROBERT REDFORD
CARPATHIA: I wouldn’t worry about it. Guys like that are all talk, no action. (smiles) [FREEZE FRAME, END CREDITS]
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