Left Behindfeld: a comedy about a book about nothing. The following covers the "activity" of Tribulation Force.
“Buck” Williams = Jerry Seinfeld
Rayford Steele = George Costanza
Chloe Steele = Elaine Bennis
Rev. Bruce Barnes = Kramer
Guest starring Christina Hendricks as Hattie Durham
Plus special guest star playing the role of Nicolae Carpathia
[SCENE: GEORGE and ELAINE are sitting in a car, driving through downtown Chicago]
GEORGE: So, uh, what’s going on between you & Jerry?
ELAINE: What? I dunno. He seems nice. He does call me an awful lot though.
GEORGE: Yeah, me too. I think he just likes the phone.
ELAINE: Who likes the phone?
GEORGE: He does, apparently.
ELAINE: I mean, if it’s for someone out-of-town, I can see using the phone to chat. Or if it’s late at night and you can’t meet in person, I can see using the phone.
GEORGE: He’s called me late at night when he couldn’t sleep.
GEORGE: He just wanted to talk about the Bible. It was a Biblical chat! Nothing more! Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
ELAINE: Aaanyways, why would you call to talk to someone who lives in the same city as you? Just seems kind of weird to me.
GEORGE: Then don’t see him. Don’t talk to him.
ELAINE: On the other hand, he does have that sort of “older man/father figure” thing going for him. And you seem to think he’s OK.
GEORGE: Did you know Hattie Durham was in town?
ELAINE: Your ex-girlfriend? No, why?
GEORGE: She’s not my ex-girlfriend, nothing physical ever happened. I heard she got a new job with the U.N., and I wanted to make sure everything was OK with her. You know, how she’s getting along with the new boss, if she likes New York, if she’s seeing anyone…
ELAINE: You want to call her up and ask her THAT?
GEORGE: Actually, we sort of parted on not-so-great terms, so I was kind of hoping that… you would call her. You know, woman-to-woman.
ELAINE: Why should I do that?
GEORGE: Well, maybe if there was a certain journalistic-type you were interested in, I could arrange a date. (GEORGE claps his hands in excitement) That’s perfect! A double-date! You tell her you want to meet with Jerry, but that you need a, ah, what’s the female term for a wingman?
GEORGE: Nevermind. Just tell her you don’t want to meet him alone, so ask if she’ll have dinner with you.
ELAINE: You’re not going to be there, are you?
GEORGE: It’s perfect! It’s foolproof!
ELAINE: Oh, there’s proof of a fool around here somewhere…
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