“Buck” Williams = Jerry Seinfeld
Rayford Steele = George Costanza
Chloe Steele = Elaine Bennis
Rev. Bruce Barnes = Kramer
Guest starring Christina Hendricks as Hattie Durham
Plus special guest star playing the role of Nicolae Carpathia
JERRY: So, did you see the see the newspaper item about your old girlfriend?
GEORGE: My what? Jerry, you know I married my high school sweetheart. True, she vanished in the Event, but I haven’t had any other girlfriends.
JERRY: What about the stewardess you always hung around with? You know, the one you were always flirting with?
GEORGE: Oh yeah, Hattie. She was something, wasn’t she? Too bad it never went anywhere.
JERRY: Yeah, why didn’t it go anywhere?
GEORGE: I’m a married man, Jerry! I have principles!
JERRY: Principles like constantly flirting with a subordinate at work and stringing her along with stories of how unhappy your marriage is?
GEORGE: (glares at JERRY) (pauses) So what was this newspaper item about?
JERRY: Oh, so you remember how I introduced her to that Nicolai Carpathia guy? Turns out, not only is he now Secretary General of the U.N., but that he really needed a good personal assistant. Guess who he hired?
GEORGE: No way! I remember hearing about him getting that job. Wait, weren’t you supposed to cover that story?
JERRY: I did cover the story, remember? He shot the guy who was helping him, and then covered it all up!
GEORGE (sarcasticly): Oh that’s right. Big cover-up. That only you know about. Which is why you’re reading about the news instead of writing about it now.
JERRY: Ha ha ha. Very funny. Anyway, I just though you should know your ex-girlfriend is working for the Anti-Christ, and they’re both in town for some conference.
GEORGE: Hmm... hey! I’m going down to Kramer’s church for services Sunday. You gonna be there?
JERRY: I dunno. I’ve got to get home to check my messages, and I’m meeting with Kramer in a few hours. Will Elaine be there?