Left Behindfeld: a comedy about a book about nothing. The following covers the "activity" of Tribulation Force.
“Buck” Williams = Jerry Seinfeld
Rayford Steele = George Costanza
Chloe Steele = Elaine Bennis
Rev. Bruce Barnes = Kramer
Guest starring Christina Hendricks as Hattie Durham
Plus special guest star playing the role of Nicolae Carpathia
SCENE: JERRY’S apartment. Jerry is eating peanuts and talking with GEORGE.
JERRY: So, any news on the ex-girlfriend?
GEORGE: Hey! We were never physical! It was purely a flirting thing!
JERRY: Do you think it’s a purely professional relationship between those two? The stewardess & the anti-Christ? I hear he’s really handsome.
GEORGE: They’re called flight attendants now. And what’s that supposed to mean?
JERRY: Well, I mean, he’s the Secretary General to the U.N., and he hired a flight attendant to be his personal assistant.
GEORGE: Are you suggesting that there’s something improper going on between the two of them?
JERRY: He’s the anti-Christ, I don’t think it’s possible for him to have proper relationships.
GEORGE: It does kind of bother me that they might be sleeping with each other.
JERRY: Oh, if he's the spawn of Satan, I doubt there's much sleeping.
GEORGE: So what do you think I should do? Should I tell her he's the fourth horseman? You know, so she can save her soul, and break up with him?
JERRY: Hmmm, I dunno. What if she really likes him? I mean, this guy gives her a job, treats her nice, and frankly, her last boyfriend was you…
GEORGE: You don't think that if I told her about this anti-Christ business, that she would rat me out to him? You know, tell him that I know what he is.
JERRY: It's a definite possibility.
GEORGE: Oh man. He’s the head of the U.N.; he could probably have me killed or tortured or locked up!
JERRY: What’s this about dinner with Elaine?
GEORGE: Oh yeah, I sort-of told her you wanted to have dinner with her. But I guess she feels uncomfortable being alone around you, so I suggested she bring Hattie along, and then I’d show up after you all arrived to make it a four-some! That way, I can talk to her about her satanic boss, and she won’t be expecting it!
JERRY: That sounds like a perfectly well-thought out plan. I’ll call for reservations. (walks over to the phone & starts dialing)
KRAMER bursts through the door, lit cigar in hand, unshaven, shirt un-tucked and rumpled.
JERRY: Oh hey Kramer. How’s the sermon coming?
KRAMER: Bad, Jerry. I think this Andes guy is having me watched!
GEORGE (to Kramer): Carpathia?
KRAMER: I don’t know what do to, Jerry. I can’t keep silent, not when I know the truth! But I can’t warn people he’s the anti-Christ, or Mr. Alps will have me rubbed out.
JERRY (to George): Yeah, Carpathia. (into phone) No, not you. Yes, for four. Six-o-clock. OK (Hangs up the phone)
KRAMER: Hey, what was that I heard about a foursome just before I came in? You do know that sort of thing is, ah, un-godly? (tilts head and makes clicking noise)
JERRY: Not like that. We’re just having dinner with Elaine and George’s ex-girlfriend.
GEORGE: She’s not my ex-girlfriend. She’s working for the Anti-Christ!
JERRY: And we think she might also be dating the Anti-Christ.
KRAMER: Whoa! Dating your boss? Now that’s a serious no-no! I don’t remember this one, George. What’d she look like?
GEORGE: Here. Her picture’s in the paper because she’s working for you-know-who… (snorts derisively)
KRAMER looks at the paper, does a double-take.
KRAMER: Giggity! You were getting with that, George?
GEORGE (annoyed): It was never a physical thing!
KRAMER (grinning): Too bad! If you’re going to pay the penance, you might as well enjoy the sin! That’s what I say!
JERRY: And you’re a minister!
KRAMER (gesturing with his lit cigar): But not a very good one!
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